ironically bearded hipster demons

ironically bearded hipster demons.
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sure...everyone has
demons, but mine are
worse (and you probably
don't know them)

they are ancient, ironically
bearded hipster demons
who scoff at the modernity
of your convention.

they were...demons before
being a demon was "cool"
and "mainstream" (even before
it was cool to apply exclamation
points to words for stated
emphasis.)

they are coffee house demons.
(non fat latte non whip demons)
and write novels that no one
has ever seen, read, or will
be worthy to see and read because
they are not amongst the
"avant garde".

i've tried exorcising my
demons...

but...

that would be uncool.
so i just write about them.

(neener neener nooh.)